What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

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What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

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How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

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What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

Why are statistics more believable with a larger sample size?

The Ns justify the means.

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How many fuccbois does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

idk, you dtf tho

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room?

Depends on how you throw (idk if this is a repost)