What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

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What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

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What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross?

Because they can dress foreless.

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

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What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?

Kanye

How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor

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What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

How does Kim Kardashian like her eggs?

Over-Yeezy.