What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

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How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.

What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

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What is called a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus?

A cross-dresser.

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

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Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper

What is Kanye's favorite Transformer?

Bruce Jenner

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What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

How does Kim Kardashian like her eggs?

Over-Yeezy.