What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

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Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

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Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

A: They could get chapped lips!

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

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What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart?

Because she already has 315 degrees.

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How does Kim Kardashian like her eggs?

Over-Yeezy.

What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.