What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

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How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

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How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!

What is brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

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What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ?

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What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

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Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

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Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Because they're both full of stuffing !

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

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What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!