What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

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How to avoid clickbait?

clearly, you wouldn't know...

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Who lives in the green house?

Me: I don't know Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house? Me: The red guy Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house? Me: The blue guy Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house? Me: The yellow guy Her: Who lives in the white house? Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out: The black guy!!

How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

Why did the local university invite a foreign chemist?

Florine talent.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Roast Chicken Jokes More Roast Chicken Jokes

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Because they're both full of stuffing !

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

Time Bomb Jokes More Time Bomb Jokes

What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!