What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

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You can take a rental car anywhere.

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One of his legs is the same.

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I really don't know.

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Lots of training

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It was stumped.

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The Cheetahs!

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What does a blonde make best for dinner?

A: Reservations.

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What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

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How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.