What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

What is the difference between snowmen and snowomen?

Snowballs.

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How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

Why did the blonde move to L.A.?

Blonde: I don't know. Why Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what

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How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

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Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them?

Because they're the ideal gas.

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

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What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now

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Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Because they're both full of stuffing !

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

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How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!