What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

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What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::

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How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ?

He has cat-arrh !

Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

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What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

Who is fastest girl in the world?

Answer: Airtel 4G girl.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi

Why aren't pigs invited to black tie events?

Haven't you ever seen pig's tie? It's filthy!

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What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

Roast Chicken Jokes More Roast Chicken Jokes

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

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How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.