How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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Cows are real.

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You give her a test-tickle.

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How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

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How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

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What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.