How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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What is the difference between "ooo" and "aaa"?

About three centimeters.

What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines. I'll show myself out........

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Why are mexicans bad firefighters?

Because they cant tell jose from hose B

How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

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Who currently provides your Internet?

he asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."

How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

Why was the plumber stressed?

He had a high pressure job

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How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".