How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the east-german and the west-german accent?

While the former is shared by most, the latter is richer.

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

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How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

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What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

What did Bill Cosby say when he was asked about the child abuse claims?

Kids say the darnedest things.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'