How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...

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How do you shut down all the nuclear reactors in the world?

Tell the FineBros. about them

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"

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What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson?

Do you want to be black, or white

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What do you do to a chemist after they're dead?

you barium

What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.