How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.

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How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".