How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an introverted mathematician and an extroverted mathematician?

The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

How can you tell if a potato is baked?

It's are all red and glossy.

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What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

What did Jared say when the girl asked him for a footlong?

That he only has a 6 inch.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

How do chemists poison each other?

With a Pb & J sandwich

Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.