How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

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What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots

How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.