How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

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How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."

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How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

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How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.