What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

How can you tell if someone has a Jamaican accent?

They roll their J's.

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What do these jokes and a ghost have in common?

Boo man! Boo!

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

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What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

How old was I when I was 3?

me *grabs hammer* *smashes college fund jar*

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What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman

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What do you call a camel without humps?

Humphrey.

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

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What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.