What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

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Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?

There's whiteout on the screen.

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Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown?

A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.

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What has 6 eyes but cant see?

3 blind mice.

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

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What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humpfree! :P

What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant

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What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

What do you call a camel without humps?

Humphrey.

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What do you call someone who can't find a job?

A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .