Humphrey Jokes

What do you call a camel without humps?

Humphrey.

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What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

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What makes a joke bad?

redundancy.

Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

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What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

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Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

What did the sophisticated cow say in response to another cow's joke?

That was very amoosing"

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What's the difference between ELI5 and AskScience?

About 3 replies in the top comment thread.

What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!