Humphrey Jokes

What do you call a camel without humps?

Humphrey.

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What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

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Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert?

It's full of Arab Seamen.

What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

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What's 72?

What's 72? 69 with 3 people watching!

What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

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How is this joke similar to a musical about a thesaurus?

Both are a play on words.

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

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How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant?

When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

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What did the sophisticated cow say in response to another cow's joke?

That was very amoosing"

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.