When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

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This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

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How are you holding up?"

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When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.