What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

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How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

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What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?

A paraplegic

Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men?

He thought they had delivery service.

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What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

How did Bourne send data to the CIA?

JSON

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How do mountainers send messages?

By ski-mail.

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

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Where do I see myself in 5 years?

May 2019. Next question.

What State do you go to to ask questions?

Al-ask-ya

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What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle ?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!