What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

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Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

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What do you call an Optomitrist who is very highly thought of in his community?

Respectacle

Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.

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Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

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How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.

WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger etc. for free?

It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!

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How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

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Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle ?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)