How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.

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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

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What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

How do bank robbers send messages?

By flee mail!

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Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?

He was the skipper !