How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

Previous Random Joke Next

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They have a machine that does that now.

How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Anti-Vaxxers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!