How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

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What's the point?

You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make Don't answer that.

How long does a United States Congressman serve?

ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

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Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.