How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

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How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

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How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

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Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

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What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.