How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

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How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: WHAT

How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

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Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!