How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

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How, would you answer this question?

No. -How

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

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What do you call a room full of psychics?

A scam!

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

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Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

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How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

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Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

When is 100 less than 99?

On a microwave.

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How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.