How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

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How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

What is blonde and brown blonde and brown blonde and brown?

Answer. Madonna doing cartwheels.

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What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)

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What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?

A chameleon on a tartan rug !

Why are Chameleons surprisingly good at flying?

Because they are always in duh skies

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Where do I see myself in 5 years?

May 2019. Next question.

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

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What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

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How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.