How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

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What is the best part of the camp?

One wise guy answered 'Going home!'

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

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To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..

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Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

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What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

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Who's sorry now?

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How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.