What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

Chameleon Jokes More Chameleon Jokes

What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

A: The color.

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.