What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction

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What do you mean you only brought two ants!

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What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?

A chameleon on a tartan rug !

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

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What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction