What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction

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How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.

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What's in it?

HIM: What do you mean, "in it"

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

Chameleon Jokes More Chameleon Jokes

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

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What kind of food can you color with?

A cranberry! Esher (my Grandson) age 5

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

Reptile Disfunction Jokes More Reptile Disfunction Jokes

What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction

What is it called when a turtle is mentally retarded?

What is it called when a turtle is mentally retarded? Reptile disfunction. .