Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

A 401(K-9).

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

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Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?

In a brief case.

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

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How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"