Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

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How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

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What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

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Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

Who's there ! Cricket ! Cricket who ?

Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !

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Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

Why did the criminal hide in the roof?

It was very Con-Ceiling.