Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.

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Why don't kids at school get my sarcastic humor?

Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

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Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

What's an English teacher's favourite cereal?

Synonym Grahams

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Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***