Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's black and white . . . What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

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Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

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Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!