Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.

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Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

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What's the shortest possible sentence in Canadian English?

Sorry, eh.

What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

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Where does a burger go on vacation?

The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

A different bar.