Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.

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Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

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Where is the English Channel ?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

What did the redneck say to the Frenchman?

You don't speak English fourchette!

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.