Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

Quatro cinqo.

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

How do you start a rave in Africa?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling