Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do drinks go on vacation?

Coaster Rica

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What does a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!