Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land

Where does Neckwear go on vacation?

Thailand.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!