Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick. I'll see myself out now.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!