Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.