How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.

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What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

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What does earth say to the other planets?

You have no life

What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

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Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.

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How do you organise a space party?

You planet!

What do you call a planned organised rebellion gone wrong?

A "coup d'isaster".