Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

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What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do Puerto ricans have so many kids?

Because pulling out is work!!!

What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called?

A Terrista

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.