Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

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Whats a Joke with no Punchline?

Life

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

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What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid?

You planet early.