Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What has a bottom at its top?

My life ( ..)

What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life?

A philosorapper

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Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

Where do you find red eyed rodents?

Hamsterdam!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

What do you call a midget in a hospital waiting room constantly complaining about how long he's been waiting?

Imp-Patient!

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!