Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

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What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

Everything

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Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

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What do you call four Mexicans working in a restroom?

Cuatro Sinko

What is a drill team?

A group of dentists who work together.

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What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

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Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("