Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How do you find a velociraptor?

By taking the integral of the acceleraptor!

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!"