How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

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What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

Why did the vampire miss work?

He was having a coffin fit!

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How do people look at the internet?

Me: How Him: With their google-y eyes

What's the most annoying thing in the internet?

People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.

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How do you sabotage a space mission ?

Send Matt Damon

How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

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How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

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What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

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What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.