Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

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Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

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How do you burn an Irishman ear?

Ring him while he's ironing...

What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

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What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!