Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

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How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

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What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

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What was the name of the hobbit who went to get frozen yoghurt?

Froyo Baggins.

Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!