Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

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Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Hobbit Jokes More Hobbit Jokes

What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.