the guy likes his power chords too much.
It was a Freudian slip
None, we've decided to let a man do the job.
Diddily-squats.
My cat would be dead before I got 50
A roundhouse.
Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...
So he can find router space.
Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.
A solar panel.
He was in charge of refresh mints.
Halal?
You get a frizzy signal!
A shotgun mic!
With a Cobang
Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.
A conversation of energy.
Gsus
Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.