Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

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Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

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Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

What do you call a dog that likes Mexican food?

A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

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What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

What do you call a guy who makes "women in the kitchen" jokes?

Single.

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What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

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Where's my cell?

Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white

What are you doing on your phone?

Bugs Bunny replies, "Eh, Whatsapp Doc."

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Why did people hate going on road trips with Kurt Cobain?

Because he always called shotgun

What did Courtney Love say before shooting Kurt Cobain?

Hole is going to be huge!

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How did Vladimir Lenin originally get into power?

This isn't just a campaign, this is a political "

What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

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Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor