What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

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Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What rock group has four guys and no singers?

Mt. Rushmore! Happy presidents day!

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What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.