What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

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What did the guy with bad internet get?

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How do you keep a idiot waiting?

I'll tell you guys later.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).