What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

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What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

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What would you folks like?

HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY !

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ?

John.

What do you call a middle eastern man with a bounty on his head?

A towel head.