What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

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What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

What do you call a fear of horned bovines?

Aurochnophobia.

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What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

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What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

What did one nut say to the other?

Nut-thing! ....I'll see myself out.

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Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut