What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

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What do you call a fear of horned bovines?

Aurochnophobia.

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

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What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Who is?

These nuts"

What do you call a group of scientologist almonds?

Nuts.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.