How can if you have a stupid dog ?

It chases parked cars !

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

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What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

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Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.