How can if you have a stupid dog ?

It chases parked cars !

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What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

What's the most efficient fuel to use when chasing cars?

Snow Petrol!

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What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.