How can if you have a stupid dog ?

It chases parked cars !

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

How many words does it take to start a car?

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Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

What kind of dog chases anything red ?

A bull dog !