How can if you have a stupid dog ?

It chases parked cars !

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.