How can if you have a stupid dog ?

It chases parked cars !

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail