How can if you have a stupid dog ?

It chases parked cars !

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What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

Who's there ! Bark ! Bark who ?

Bark you car on the drive !

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Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

What happens to illegally parked frogs ?

They get toad away.

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Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.