How can if you have a stupid dog ?

It chases parked cars !

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How many words does it take to start a car?

Forwards

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

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Why were Ru Paul and Buffalo Bill at the park?

They were at a Tucker family reunion.

What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

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What do GTA and the third Reich have in common?

If you have a star, you are getting chased.

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1