Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...

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Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

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What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.