What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

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What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

What happened when the school bully went netsurfing?

The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

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What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

What do you call a frog with seven legs?

A seven-legged frog.

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What do toads and choads have in common?

They both taste a bit swampy

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

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What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks