What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

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What happened to your homework?

Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

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How do you get a frog out of a paper bag?

Ripit

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

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What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"