What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

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What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner?

He got the cold shoulder.

What happened to the over amorous clam?

It pulled a mussel.

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Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What did Grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

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What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.