What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

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What just happened there?

Buddy says "Eumetazoa."

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

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Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

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What do toads drink ?

Croaka-cola !

What do toads and choads have in common?

They both taste a bit swampy

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Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad