What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

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How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

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What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

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Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

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What do you do when you see a space man?

You park, man.

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.