What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?

Cher !

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way?

I said "A big knife" She laughed and said "You're funny" I said "wise choice"

What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

Up Jokes More Up Jokes

How is the retarded basketball player doing?

Well, he has his ups and down's.

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

Remote Control Jokes More Remote Control Jokes

What is the pinnacle of laziness?

Having a remote control for your remote control.

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control