What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?

To draw the curtains !

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other?

A caterpillar

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Up Jokes More Up Jokes

How is the retarded basketball player doing?

Well, he has his ups and down's.

How's the elevator business?

It has it's ups and downs.

Remote Control Jokes More Remote Control Jokes

What did the tv say to the remote control?

you turn me on"

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.