What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

What should we call it when a man is beautiful?

Footseveral " No but I feel like you're on the right track

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Who hurt you?

unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

A: From a long ways away.

What's the best way to cheer on an electrician?

You con-du-it!!!

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

What do tired line dancers do?

A. They Line Down :-)

Up Jokes More Up Jokes

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

How is the retarded basketball player doing?

Well, he has his ups and down's.

Remote Control Jokes More Remote Control Jokes

What is the pinnacle of laziness?

Having a remote control for your remote control.

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control