What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

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What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

Why didn't the hippie save the drowning swimmer?

He was too far out man

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What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

Why are European cars the lightest?

because there's no Americans sitting in them.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

What do you call a bee with a toe?

Toby"

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What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

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What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

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How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

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What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control