Remote Control Jokes

What did the tv say to the remote control?

you turn me on"

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What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

What is the pinnacle of laziness?

Having a remote control for your remote control.