How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

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How do you electrocute a blonde?

A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.

How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

Remote Control Jokes More Remote Control Jokes

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control