How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

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How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

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How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand !

What do mentally retarded parents give their kids?

Hand me Downs.

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What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?

Meowch!"

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

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What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

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Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

What did the tv say to the remote control?

you turn me on"