A. The remote control slips from his hand.
A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!
Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.
They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!
We do.
There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.
A. Trying to read a stucco wall.
A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
you turn me on"
