Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

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Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test?

TL;DR"

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What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

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What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

What do you call an epileptic giving someone a pat-down?

A search and SEIZURE

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What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.