Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

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How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

Ticondeyoga

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Where do drinks go on vacation?

Coaster Rica

Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.