Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian