Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

What did the Pencile say to the other pencil?

what did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp :)

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

What did Sherwock say to Watsun while vacationing in Tokyo?

Well done, old Jap.