What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip

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What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

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What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.