What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip

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Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

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What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip