What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

Why roboticize vacuuming?

It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.

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What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

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Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip