What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

What do you call an ant who skips school ?

A truant !