What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip

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What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

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Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.