Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

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What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks "

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

Why did the cookie cry?

Because his mother was a wafer so long

Disappoint Jokes More Disappoint Jokes

Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.