Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

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Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks "

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?

A: To meet chicks.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

Disappoint Jokes More Disappoint Jokes

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Why were the mountain climber's parents disappointed in him?

He was always high! (I'm sorry)