What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures?

She couldn't find any mooovers.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of curry sets fire to the rain?

A-Dhal

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.