What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

How do farmers count their cows?

With a Cowculator!!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato from Colorado?

A baked potato

How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of shoes does a ninja wear?

Sneakers.

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

a Tippihedron

What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

Why was the young bear so spoiled?

A: Because his mother "panda'd" to his every whim!