What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call man without toes?

What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!"

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What's harder the softer it gets?

Typing withw my peniuasd 9damnit!)

What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?

A very dry sense of humor

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.