What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk?

A mootation

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

Why do dentists like potatoes?

Because they are so filling.

What do the Irish hate more than potatoes?

No potatoes.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What do midget's bodies produce more of?

Endwarfins

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "