What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

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Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

Why do hurricanes have women name?

Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.

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What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

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What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow?

Your pants are on backwards

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"