What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

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What are your strengths?

I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

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Why do hurricanes have women name?

Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

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What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

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What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

What type of luggage talks in short sentences?

A brief case

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What pants do ghosts wear?

BOO jeans.

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim