What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

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How can you make a small fortune?

start with a big one

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she's dead.

How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

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What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

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What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?

James

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

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What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

Pants 50% off

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them