How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

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What do you call black people in the military?

Geurrilla warfare

Why are black people tall?

Because they knee grows..

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Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

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What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by?

Handicappn.

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How did the Scot die?

He got kilt.

How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

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Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

What do you call a screaming timepiece?

An alarmed clock.

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What do cows like to line dance to ?

Any kind of moosic you like !

Why do mice have such tiny balls?

Because so few of them can dance!