How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why shouldn't you be racist?

Because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Why do most blind folks not skydive?

The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Where do footballers dance?

At a football!