Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle
They can shoot and steal without being arrested.
Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.
Go Outside
She couldn't stand making Kermitments
A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.
Bark you car on the drive !
Decomposers
Because people are dying to get in!
I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.
A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.
At the basketball.
Because he had no-body to dance with.
