How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

How many blacks does it take to start a riot?

1

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do you call the one white person on a bus full of black people?

Coach

Why are black people like sperm?

Only one in a million actually works.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why are womens feet shorter than mens?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

Why are women's feet smaller than men's?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

Why are you driving in a bathing suit?

Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

Why did John F. Kennedy die?

He was too open-minded.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!