How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why do black people have white hands and feet?

Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.

What's the difference between drunk people and black people?

Drunk people are found bars. Black people are found them.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does BMW stand for?

Black man working

How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

A: The car salesman can probably drive!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Where do snowmen go to dance ?

Snowballs !

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)