How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

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When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

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Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

Why does it smell of tires?

There are two black people fighting.

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When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

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Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

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How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why wasn't the joke funny at the dance?

There wasn't a punch line.

What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ?

A cricket ball !