What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

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What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."

What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

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How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

What is a vampire's favourite soup ?

Scream of mushroom !

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What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

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What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm?

Thalidomide

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.