What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

What's the difference between a tavern and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and the other is a *BARROOM!*

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

Doorknob Jokes More Doorknob Jokes

What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

What is a tornado ?

Mother nature doing the twist !