What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.

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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

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How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar