What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle tire?

The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

scream) APPLE!!!

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

Doorknob Jokes More Doorknob Jokes

What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.