What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

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What is the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman?

One is a hollow cylinder and the other a silly Hollander. Source (Cause I can't claim fame for Victorian era jokes):

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

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What Would Justin Bieber Do?

scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.

What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

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What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

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What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."