What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

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This is not a drill!"

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What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

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None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

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