When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.
You can't top a good pizza joke.
McDonald's knows how to use salt
Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!
A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.
You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)
Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.
They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.
