When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.
One is a hollow cylinder and the other a silly Hollander. Source (Cause I can't claim fame for Victorian era jokes):
Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.
scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.
Their miscarriage
You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)
They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.
A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."