What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

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What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

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What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

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Ray Charles answering the iron

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What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

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What's M. Night Shyamalan's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Twist

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."