When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.
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You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)
Baby's because you can use a pitchfork
It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
Glue doorknobs to the walls.
A: That hit the spot.
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.
Because the top said "Twist to open."
They left the plunger in the toilet.
By letting the hungry die.
You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.
It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.
A: It depends how hard you throw them.
Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.
I don't know man, I just fly the drone
