Doorknob Jokes

What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

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What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

How do you know it was an Irishman?

because I had to help him....."

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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

How does Norman Bates get to the Bates Motel?

He takes the psycho path! (I'll see myself out...)

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

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How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Glue doorknobs to the walls.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

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How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar

What is a tornado ?

Mother nature doing the twist !

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What do you call an arrogant convict coming down the stairs?

A condescending con, descending.

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

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Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome?

God doesn't punish anyone twice.

How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

Little Sister Jokes More Little Sister Jokes

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

What does a little sister ride?

What does a little sister ride? A Nissan.