When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.
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You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)
He takes the psycho path! (I'll see myself out...)
You don't see either one coming.
The snowblower came around
It was the only way he could send it.
It's the only way they can get a string of dates.
The more you twist them the harder they get.
Wok it off! Wok it off!
Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.
A baby with forks in it's eyes.
They're grounded.
The parents move the furniture.
hit him in the face with an Axe
the harder you hit 'em the more english you get
They left the plunger in the toilet.
Glue doorknobs to the walls.
