When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.
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You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)
A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.
Because she's dead.
A baby with forks in it's eyes.
Annather brick in the wall !
Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.
The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.
She left a plunger in the toilet
COPD
Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.
Wok it off! Wok it off!
He was way to high, man.
Because there's a in the way.
Glue doorknobs to the walls.
They left the plunger in the toilet.
