Doorknob Jokes

What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Who let the boys out?

Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out ! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin?

I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.

How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a feminist and a walrus?

A walrus has at least two valid points.

What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist?

A sumo shaves their legs.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Who is Nickelback's biggest fan?

Helen Keller.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.