When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.
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You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)
He takes the psycho path! (I'll see myself out...)
Septembrus
He heard the snow-blower was coming.
Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
Hilarious ... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all. :
She peed her pants (read out loud)
You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D
Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!
Leeches and scream.
Let's knot."
If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown shoot it down.
Because he bawled.
Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....
Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)
LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.
