When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.
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You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)
I'm not letting you cook dinner again
Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!
A smoke aLaama.
M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.
A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
Because the top said "Twist to open."
Hilarious ... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all. :
What does a little sister ride? A Nissan.
99 dollars.
Ones green and the other is black
They left the plunger in the toilet.
Glue doorknobs to the walls.
He was already suspended.
Her mom rearranged the living room
The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me
A magic banana...
