What's a stoners favorite word?

Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)

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What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

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Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.