What's a stoners favorite word?

Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?

I'll get you next slime!

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.