What's a stoners favorite word?

Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)

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Why is Man Utd's chemistry lacking?

Because they are held together by weak van den Gaal's forces.

What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to?

A grudge.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.