How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

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What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

What do you call two mexicans playing tennis?

Juan on Juan.

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What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

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How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )

How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

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What is the Highest Proof of Tequila?

Juan Fifty Juan

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.