How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

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What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

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How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

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Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

What does a Mexican magician use?

A magic Juan

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How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

What is the Highest Proof of Tequila?

Juan Fifty Juan