How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

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What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he is not a full essay.

What do you call a Mexican at the bottom of the ocean?

Pollution. What do you call every Mexican at the bottom of the ocean? Solution.

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What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

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What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore?

Borders

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

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What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course?

A hole in Juan

How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.

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How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

What is the Highest Proof of Tequila?

Juan Fifty Juan