How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

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What is a Mexicans favourite sport?

Cross-Country

What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant?

A Reba!

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What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

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Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!

What is a Juanito?

A little Juan

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How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

What is the Highest Proof of Tequila?

Juan Fifty Juan