How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

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What was the Mexican owl's name?

Whoooolio.

What do you call a Mexican vegan?

A. No Whey Jose

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What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

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What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

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How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine?

Just Juan and Emmanuel.

What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free"

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What is the Highest Proof of Tequila?

Juan Fifty Juan

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.