What did the Pirate say when he got his firecrackers?

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What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

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What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

What's a dragon's favorite snack?

A firecracker!