What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

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Why can't Pirates spell the alfhabet?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

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Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

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How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

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What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.