What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

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What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

Is this a tumblr meetup?"

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ?

When the door is open !

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

Second Hand Shop Jokes More Second Hand Shop Jokes

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.