What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

What'll you have?

A tachyon walks into a bar.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Second Hand Shop Jokes More Second Hand Shop Jokes

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop