What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

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A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

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I pity the full!

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I have to walk home alone"

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What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.