Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

Why did the book critic give The Road a bad review?

Too many plot holes.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp?

apple juice

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

Second Hand Shop Jokes More Second Hand Shop Jokes

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.