Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Redditor cross the road?

To bask in social approval.

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to .

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

Second Hand Shop Jokes More Second Hand Shop Jokes

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.