Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

Why did EA cross the road?

The punchline for this joke is 0.99$

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

Second Hand Shop Jokes More Second Hand Shop Jokes

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.