What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

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Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

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Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."

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What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

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What do you call a possessed chicken?

Poultrygeist.

What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!