Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

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How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

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Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

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He used cowculus!

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What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank?

One Alpha Fish.

Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish