Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

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What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break?

A lunchador.

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How do you convey body language?

With your figure of speech

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

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Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank?

One Alpha Fish.