Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

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How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

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What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

What do you call a fight between film actors ?

Star wars !

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How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

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What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank?

One Alpha Fish.

Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish