Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

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What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

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Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

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Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

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Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank?

One Alpha Fish.