Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

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Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

What do you call a fight between two dairy products?

A fromage fray.

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Who can make six figures a year and still be poor?

A toy builder.

What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

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What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank?

One Alpha Fish.

Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish