What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

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What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

www.filopedia.org

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What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

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What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

How much credibility is there in that whole "you can punch yourself handsome" theory?

Asking for a friend.

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What's the difference between a woman and a man?

A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.

Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

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How Much Food did Soviet Ukraine Need in the Early 1930s?

A whole-lot-more

How can you make a slow horse fast?

Don't give him any food.