What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

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What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

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What do you call it when a car full of Mexicans catches fire?

Baked beans

What do you call a Mexican garden hose in Canada?

Joseh

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do women call men under 6 inches?

Friends.

Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

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What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

Who steals from the poor and gives to the rich?

Robbin' hood

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How Much Food did Soviet Ukraine Need in the Early 1930s?

A whole-lot-more

Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?

Both are food from aloft!