What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

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Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives

What do you call an overweight Mexican?

A MAXican

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Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends?

A squadratic formula, if you will.

What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

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Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?

Both are food from aloft!