What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

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What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...

Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

A: Because he tried to get fresh.

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Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

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What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

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Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.

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What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR

What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican?

Someone who's too lazy to steal.

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What's the food equivalent to Rachel Dolezal?

a hamburger.

Why are vegans so salty?

To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.