Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

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Which movie is on every man's bucket list?

Die Hard

What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO !"

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Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

How is Reddit like fencing?

Ripostes everywhere.