Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver."

What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

What happens when I die?

Idk...

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!