How about a quickie?

Wife: As opposed to what

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Why did Lot leave his wife?

She became salty.

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

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What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

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How about a quickie?

Wife: As opposed to what

What's a Yankee?

It's a quickie....but you do it yourself