How about a quickie?

Wife: As opposed to what

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What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

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How about a quickie?

Wife: As opposed to what

What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

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What's the definition of a Yankee?

A. Same thing as a "quickie" only you do it yourself.

What's a Yankee?

It's a quickie....but you do it yourself