How about a quickie?

Wife: As opposed to what

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What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

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What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

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What is the definition of a Yankee?

A Yankee is the same as a quickie except you're by yourself

How about a quickie?

Wife: As opposed to what