Oppose Jokes

What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

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What economic theory opposes manscaping?

Laissez-fur!

How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

How about a quickie?

Wife: As opposed to what

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

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A couch can support a family

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Nothing, it just waved.

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Don't worry, I've got you covered.

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Tequila Mockingbird

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What do a veterinary clinic and kpop fans have in common?

Euthanasia

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I like little asian kids

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They smoke them out.

What do beekeepers say when they go to work?

Alright, let's get down to beeswax!"

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How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.