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Laissez-fur!
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Juan down, a million more to go.
Wife: As opposed to what
The government is opposed to euthanasia.
He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.
They're ape purists
Don't worry, they will tell you.
Don't worry, they'll tell you
Namaste
When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.
Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.
Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?
Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!
This is my body, I'm nice with jam."
Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)
They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.
I like little asian kids
It doesn't.
What branch of government actually listens to the people?
Twitter only allows 140 characters.
Because there are too many cheetahs.