Oppose Jokes

What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

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What economic theory opposes manscaping?

Laissez-fur!

How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

How about a quickie?

Wife: As opposed to what

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

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What game console do Latinos use most?

XBOX JUAN

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What is an out of date joke you still remember?

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Why should you never date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

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How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Beekeeper Jokes More Beekeeper Jokes

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

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What do a veterinary clinic and kpop fans have in common?

Euthanasia

What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

I like little asian kids

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Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

What do you find in a cloud's shorts?

Thunderpants!

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What do you call a Mexican on a bike?

a dirt bike

What Is The Best Boxing A Mexican Does?

A: Oranges.