Vladimir Gluten
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Laissez-fur!
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Juan down, a million more to go.
Wife: As opposed to what
The government is opposed to euthanasia.
He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.
They're ape purists
Disoriented.
Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.
There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.
The hippocampus.
That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.
No- Good. Yes- That's too much.
mourning wood
A dead baby can feed a family of four
Mr. Do Ping
The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.
It's a quickie....but you do it yourself
A. Same thing as a "quickie" only you do it yourself.
A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.
She left her Head & Shoulders on the beach
