Oppose Jokes

What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

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What economic theory opposes manscaping?

Laissez-fur!

How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

How about a quickie?

Wife: As opposed to what

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

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Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!

Beekeeper Jokes More Beekeeper Jokes

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

Captivity Jokes More Captivity Jokes

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

How many reps would you usually do?

he asked. "A million," I rep lied.

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.